Admittedly this is nothing to do with Tolkien, but I thought you might be amused by it anyway.

"The Bookseller's annual Diagram Prize for the Oddest Book Title of the Year award has drawn a record number of submissions, prompting custodian and publishing bon viveur Horace Bent to create a 'Very Longlist' for the very first time."

http://www.thebookseller.com/news/111 ... 2009-odd-title-prize.html

(I get a load of junk at the top of the page when I go to the link, then the real content further down)

- wellinghall